Team Jacob

Teenaged Granddaughter: "Ooooh, how about you buy this for little Bobby's first birthday!" *Holds up Twilight onesie*

Grandmother: "Well, I guess your dad is quite hairy."

Teenaged Granddaughter gives her BFF a high five and watches her grandmother buy the onesie for her baby brother.



Gift Giving tip #1349054: Nothing says immaturity like displaying "Team Jacob" on your baby's onesie.